“I am going to marry Natalie.” Says Ronin
“Why Natalie?” I ask.
“Because she is a lot of fun and keeps Elias away from me. He uses (in a whisper) the potty words.” Says Ronin.
“That makes sense.” I say.
“I also like Hannah. She has blonde hair and blue eyes. She laughs at the potty words too!”
“Oh I see.”
“Mommy. Natalie and I broke up. She is too bossy. She tells me who I can play with. I don’t like that I think.” Says Ronin.
“Exclusivity, Ronin. That is what a lot of women want.” Says my mom.
“Yeah, well. I’ll marry her and have 9 kids. But for now I think I will look around. Daddy says I can see as many girls as I want but can only marry one!”
Monday, November 29, 2010
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